February 2012
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Goodnight people.
I still love you.
I thought that said "collecting penises"...
I should really put on my glasses…
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I'm lonely and still kinda in a bad mood.
Cheer me up.
Oops, wrong GIF. I should probably name those.
Anonymous asked: so your single again? what happened there?
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Is there a new Tumblr fad that I am unaware of?
Hey beatdazzler, gem me a sweater.
Oh and I forgot to mention that even though the...
It wasn’t. Government kept my money. I was looking forward to that $1,000.
So much 90's happening on my dash tonight.
I remember my first pair of Docs. The soles were thicker than normal Docs, and I got them while on vacation and I was wearing them in the hallway of the hotel and totally tripped and fell and looked like a loser. My yellow lensed sunglasses went flying over the ledge and fell down in the waterfall below. Tragic day.
One plus side to this breathing treatment I'm on...
It makes my voice pretty low, so I sound like a guy now. Holler.
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cuuunts replied to your post: Heres how my last 24 hours have gone:
Heres how my last 24 hours have gone:
Went to work yesterday
Couldn’t breathe at work, therefore was taken to the ER
Was in the hospital
I get to take a shit ton of meds for a while
Became single again
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I know this is late, but I've been absent for a...
Thank you to everyone who sent me birthday wishes. It was a pretty uneventful day. 25 is pretty boring.
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Text me
(515) 441-4601
Crappy day, children.
Not a very good day at all.
I’ll miss you, sir.
I puked up my dinner. Exciting.
And already sold that blackberry. I couldn’t part with the ol iPhone.
Not a huge fan of this phone
But feel free to bbm me if you have it.
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Something big is happening soon.
I'll eventually catch up on posting to Tumblr
How you doin?
Awake at 6:15 am watching an infomercial about...
I’m such a BAMF. Who watches infomercials on their birthday? (actually it was yesterday but I worked)
Big news in Iowa today.
A dude tried to rob a restaurant with his finger and a kid put a car into park. More at 11.
I look trashy today.
Sexual.
Wanna know a secret?
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accidentalmusic liked your post<span >: <em >So remember that movie Juno?
That would be snazzy if she did some stuff from the Moldy Peaches era.
So remember that movie Juno?
And the lady who did most of the music on there? Kimya Dawson. Yeah, shes going to be performing with Leslie Hall in March - guess who’s going?
raw-shock:
I miss you.
I think I just condoned drinking and driving...
Don’t do it, Children.
I've got one for you Hannah...
Last year for my birthday, about 4 of my friends and I went out drinking and ran up about a $500+ bill. They never asked for our ID’s or cards to start a tab. We went outside to smoke and the waiters cleaned off our table and sat someone else down. We just drove off.
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johnnynothumbs asked: why did you never smoke out of a pipe?!?
I'm going to be 25 in a matter of days. Fuck.
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I fell in love.
Yes, I’m still talking about that. I’ve found the one.
January 2012
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