December 2011
Dear Tumblr Friends...
This is my goodbye message…
..for now. I will be absent from Tumblr for about a month. I hope to retain you all as followers (not to keep my number up, but because I truly value you following me). I welcome all of you to text me as I will have my phone on me at all times. I know that I’ve left my number several times in the past, but I welcome everybody who wants to chat to do so. My...
Bitch, plz.
I wonder if Dolly Parton swears...
WRITE ME A LETTER
jaayswizzle:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
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Ok I'm seriously going to bed now. Seriously.
But you’re allowed to keep me awake with texts of your love for me. That’s okay.
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thebuttholesurfer liked your post: Emily should follow Hannah again.
*Please note, I have refrained from using this irrelevant photograph for quite some time.
Emily should follow Hannah again.
Kthx.
scrillla:
tyler perry is so dumb
like
niggas don’t act like that
he’s just a bitch
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Too horny to function.
Facebook changed again?
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I was driving too fast to snap a picture of this...
But it advises that bacon causes rectal cancer…. How?
Fuck you ask limit. I want to talk to 867-5309...
Because if you know Heather - you might know Jamie Kramer.
867-5309
Dear Sir,
Your blog makes me laugh. And the fact that my blog makes you laugh brings joy to my heart. Even though you’re no longer in Iowa, we should talk more and get to know each other as you seem like a gentleman that I wouldn’t mind calling my “bro” or “bruh” (whatever the cool kids say) and the fact that I like to take my vacations in Arizona, ya...
Should I post the one Christmas song I actually...
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Lets fuck. I love you. I love your Tumblr name. I love everything, dearest. You’re another one who should start sexting…err texting me again.
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I MISS YOU! I miss our late night conversations about everything. You can text me, too - you know? I don’t think you have my new number which is 515-441-4601. LETS CHAT!
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You’re a nice guy. We should talk more. I feel we really only talk to each other when something is bothering one of us (which is okay, but normal conversations are nice, too)
You’ve got my number - text whenever, sir.
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I don’t know you. We don’t follow each other - yet. You look interesting.
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The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
K8tie. Duet.
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cuuunts replied to your photo: I’d show my penis to: brevagabond …
Dearest Courtney,
You can look at it any day of the week.
Submit a number into my inbox
And I’ll give you my honest opinion of you.
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It'd be cool if I got TMI Tuesday's!
likemothstoravenclaws:
If you’re not too cool to ask me some questions,go here
Hotdog-highway.Tumblr.com/ask
I'm going to be Tumblrless for a while starting...
I want to taste your mouth with my tongue.
Get in my bed and grind up on my butt.
I just love everything so much
Text me about naughty things.
(515) 441-4601
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homelypop liked your post: ugh i need my vag licked
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Anonymous asked: ugh i need my vag licked
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solidbutter asked: I will never let a dog into a room where I am sexing ever again. because if you are eating pussy and the fucking dog jumps onto that bitch's midsection you risk fart in face and that is not something I wish to experience ever again.
Tell me something that you'd never tell your...
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solidbutter asked: Oh baby you know imma give you all kinds of deep red you knowhatI'msayin
Send a color to my ask!
Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would f*** you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die.
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