March 2012
Do people post fake Craigslist personal ads to get...
February 2012
Whoever created Big Time Rush was incorrect.
Not entertained.
I can't count.
Over 100 new followers in one sitting? That’s better than sex. I had to excuse myself to have a smoke after that. Thank you.
stvr asked: post vulgar Arthur pics; get followers. I'm a sucker for vulgarity and crass. Keep it up good sir!
owlsareraptors asked: Not a question, but you gained so many followers because I saw you featured on the side of my dash and I saw Leslie Hall and I was all AFHIDOFGHDSGHDSOHO FOLLOW *clickclickclickclickclickclick*
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I gained like 60 followers overnight?
Since when does that happen? Hello new people!
owlsareraptors asked: Why don't you eat children? They are delicious.
zahoryob asked: Cute :)
briankmorrell asked: oh my Gem-Sweater, I effing love you!
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AWWWWSHITTY TITTIES.
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I used to like My Wife and Kids.
Reblog if you'd like 3 messages from a curious...
Amuse me.
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I'd show you a picture of my butt.
But no one wants to see that.
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cplgeronimomurray:
buttsex
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I love Tabatha Coffey.
Maybe it's for the best.
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Reblog this and see what you get.
bluedlouisvuittion:
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
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Goodnight people.
I still love you.
I thought that said "collecting penises"...
I should really put on my glasses…
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I'm lonely and still kinda in a bad mood.
Cheer me up.
Oops, wrong GIF. I should probably name those.
Anonymous asked: so your single again? what happened there?
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Is there a new Tumblr fad that I am unaware of?
Hey beatdazzler, gem me a sweater.
Oh and I forgot to mention that even though the...
It wasn’t. Government kept my money. I was looking forward to that $1,000.
So much 90's happening on my dash tonight.
I remember my first pair of Docs. The soles were thicker than normal Docs, and I got them while on vacation and I was wearing them in the hallway of the hotel and totally tripped and fell and looked like a loser. My yellow lensed sunglasses went flying over the ledge and fell down in the waterfall below. Tragic day.
One plus side to this breathing treatment I'm on...
It makes my voice pretty low, so I sound like a guy now. Holler.